1. I weareth thy grandfather’s drapes. My countenance is more radiant than all the world. I weareth an unbelievably large tunic that originated in a used items store further down the lane.

     


  2. Never Apologize for having an Opinion. Apologize when you’re rude About it.
    — Patrick Stump of Fall out Boy. (via throydavid)

    (via thatinvinciblekid)

     


  3. sunshineface0014:

    assbutt-in-the-garrison:

    I need my glasses to find my glasses do you see my problem

    You can’t even see your problem

    (via thatinvinciblekid)

     

  4. wildstag:

    Bunny 2 by Simon_J_C, on Flickr.

    (Source: wildstag, via literaryconcepts)

     


  5. syrensphynxwitchtier:

    ishaloveshardcore:

    slowlydescending:

    forgottenwinterfrost:

    MY MOM SAID IF THIS GETS 500,000 NOTES SHE WILL FINALLY CALL ME “KHYLE” AND REFER TO ME AS HER SON PLEASE THIS IS A HUGE STEP FOR ME AND HER

    we’re gonna get you your 500k notes. I swear….

    (via electricc-rose)

     


  6. stop scrolling. now.

    opkomstfout:

    stop whatever you’re doing

    just stop

    breathe

    you’ll be ok

    if you see this, somebody cares

    times are tough, but somebody cares.

    you should NEVER feel like you deserve to die, and you don’t

    don’t do it. not tonight, not tomorrow, not ever

    don’t do it because somebody cares

    don’t do it because there is so much more to you than sadness

    (Source: opkft, via bulletproooofheart)

     

  7. wordpainting:

    Indeed.

     

  8. one-of-those-weird-people:

    thenoodlebooty:

    Please anyone who ever hangs out with me please please PLEASE read this

    For those who were going to skip over this post I am reblogging it from Tony Stark you got a problem?

    I thought so.

    Thank you mister Stark.

    (Source: bernbutt, via i-think-we-should-sex)

     


  9. Nothing in the world can bother you as much as your own mind, I tell you. In fact, others seem to be bothering you, but it is not others, it is your own mind.
    — Sri Sri Ravi Shankar (via light-essence)

    (Source: yogachocolatelove, via thisismyyworld)

     


  10. It is a curious thing, the death of a loved one. We all know that our time in this world is limited, and that eventually all of us will end up underneath some sheet, never to wake up. And yet it is always a surprise when it happens to someone we know. It is like walking up the stairs to your bedroom in the dark, and thinking there is one more stair than there is. Your foot falls down, through the air, and there is a sickly moment of dark surprise as you try and readjust the way you thought of things.
    — Lemony Snicket (via crookedqueens)

    (via i-think-we-should-sex)

     


  11. We tend to think animals are lower than us, but all the scientists in the world couldn’t design and operate a bumblebee’s wing. We can’t jump or run very fast, and we can’t carry vast weights like an ant can. We can’t see in the dark and we can’t fly except crammed in a noisy tube like sardines, which doesn’t count. Humans compared to animals are almost totally deaf, and we can’t smell a fart in an elevator by their standards. We are finite and separate, and neurotic, while the consciousness of an animal is at peace and eternal. We strive and go crazy to become more important. Animals rest and sleep and enjoy the company of each other. We think we have evolved upwards from animals but we have lost almost all of their qualities and abilities. The idea that animals don’t have consciousness or that they don’t have a soul is rather crass. It shows a lack of consciousness. They talk, they have families, they feel things, they act individually or together to solve problems, they often care of their young as a tribal unit. They play, they travel, and medicate themselves when they get sick. They cry when others in the herd die, they know about us humans. Of course they have a soul, a very pristine one. We humans are only now attempting with the recent rise in consciousness to achieve the soul that animals have naturally.
    — Stuart Wilde
     

  12. pleasejas:

    retrosuperfuturex5:

    This gif is sick as fuck

    3 FUCKING D

    one of the greatest gifs 

    (Source: picanaorelatada, via smultron-stallet)

     

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  14. watchtheskytonight:

    diannaluvslea:

    sillylittleshoteka:

    spontaneousfangasm:

    sovietkittens:

    if you go to hell for being bad why wouldn’t satan reward you for it why does he make you suffer wtf id be like hell yeah motherfucker you my nigga lets party

    i started to laugh and then i realized that this is actually a really valid question

    Alternatively, if Satan punishes sinners, why isn’t he considered good?

    If the Pope dies, is he being promoted or fired?

    We’re becoming self aware

    (via officialbrotatochip)

     


  15. juilan:

    mormondad:

    pallbearers:

    francieum:

    laughoutloudrightnow:

    bitch i will ✄ you

    sorry i’m not lesbian

    how do i download friends

    http://www.download-friends.com/

    they’ve got all 10 seasons

    What the fuck is going on in this post

    (Source: emilaugh, via officialbrotatochip)