WATERY KETCHUP IS THE WORK OF STAN
I MEANT TO SAY SATAN BUT STAN’S A BITCH TOO
That's all there is to it.
I want to cut my hair so short that it no longer exists enough for my to move it in any way. I want a boy haircut.
"Murderers! Stop murdering. Everyone will die eventually. Just sit down and be patient."
do u ever get really upset because you have a friend who is so mean to you and you would just call it quits but they occasionally do a nice thing
that’s literally exactly what happens in most abusive relationships just so you know
when I call someone perfect, it doesn’t mean I think they have no flaws, it doesn’t mean I think they’re the most attractive person on the planet, it doesn’t mean I think they’ve never made any mistakes. when I call someone perfect, it means I love them wholly and entirely despite anything and everything, and that, to me, is perfect.