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sofapizza:

sturmtruppen:

the person pretended to be a goat so the goat pretended to be a person

"look here you dumbshit did you forget how to two-leg"

sofapizza:

sturmtruppen:

the person pretended to be a goat so the goat pretended to be a person

"look here you dumbshit did you forget how to two-leg"

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hotslut69:

did everyone just quietly forgive pharrell for being in blurred lines

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vinebox:

worst pain imaginable

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thatpeculiarkid:

This should not that funny. But it is.

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thinsiqnificant:

my mom bought me a camouflage sweater today and i was like mom why did u do that and she said “so u can go hunting for men”

(via intensional)

"She holds her hair up with only two chopsticks and a bobby pin.
Think Atlas. Think shoulders.
When your sadness starts to feast,
she carries the light down from the
mountain and hands it to you,
tells you to set it on fire.
Think Prometheus. Think savior.
On Sunday, she steps out of the shower and you don’t think you’ve ever seen anything more beautiful than the way she walks towards you with a towel on her head, water clinging to her like there is
nowhere else it would rather be.
Think Aphrodite. Think sea foam.
You love her like mythology.
You love her like the impossible stories of Gods and monsters.
When she sings, think fairies.
Think mermaids. Think hymns.
She is the face of the river that
Narcissus fell in love with,
confusing hers for his own.
She is Medusa’s fury,
Athena’s strength,
Achelois’ healing.
You are kissing her in a crowded
restaurant and it feels like praying.
You are watching her instead of the
meteor shower
and you don’t even notice."

Mythology | Caitlyn Siehl (via neurologies)

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covocal:

i want to be so hot that i turn gay people straight

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bearholdt:

Fact: blankets keep you safe at night. We dont know what from, but they are definitely an immunity against something.

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thelusciouslumberjack:

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polychromaticdragon:

funniest10k:

howdarenyou
This photo should be on everyone’s blog at least once.

…is that drake and josh?

omg I think it is

What is going on

POSE WITH ME, BROTHA

POSE WITH ME, BROTHA

omg what

l0stpatience:

thelusciouslumberjack:

sophiatheunicorniologist:

shadowxsama:

swaggaraptor:

polychromaticdragon:

funniest10k:

howdarenyou

This photo should be on everyone’s blog at least once.

…is that drake and josh?

omg I think it is

What is going on

POSE WITH ME, BROTHA

POSE WITH ME, BROTHA

omg what

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teabythesea:

 

no matter how sad I am this never fails to make me laugh

teabythesea:

 

no matter how sad I am this never fails to make me laugh

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